In my previous post, I said Aristotle and I meant Descartes. It is now fixed. But seriously. This is further proof that:
a) my mom drank when she was pregnant with me.
b) I was home schooled.
c) my friends that read this are either complete assholes or as big of idiots as I am.
d) I potentially have wet brain from drinking my weight in rum.
e) I was raised Mormon.
f) all of the above.
You may vote in the comments section, if you would like, or come up with your very own possibilities!
(Fun fact: I know for sure at least one of these things is true!)